i love laughing. im pretty sure its one of my favorite things to do, like in my top 3. so, i knew exactly what i was going to do this halloween. and no, it wasnt going to be me dressing in black with a shoelace strung up the front of my shirt claiming im a roller skate. however, if i were to be invited to a halloween party, i promise i will go dressed as exactly that! i think im safe there tho. that doesnt happen much and this isnt the movies. so im not going to have some secret reader send me a message and blah, blah, blah hollywood ending, yay! yea, its not like that, lol.

ANYWAY! sorry, got off track for a minute there. i knew i had to send him some edible treats with inside jokes thrown in. to be honest, i love sending packages to people, but i have no one to send to really.. tho now that im thinking about it.. that could be a good business. i should look into that. like a care package mail order type deal. that could be the other page i have! oh man, i just got a bunch of ideas all at once! i need to look into this shit tomorrow. ;D

ok, so once again off track! tangents for the win! \o/* so, i went out the other morning with my ma in search of edible treats and such. for starters the day was gorgeous! this was after some craptastic weather. oh, before we went for thr treats i had to go get my state ID updated. i looked good that day and thats not something i would normally say about myself, but im really starting to see the changes with my weight and its slowy but surely making me feel better about myself. today, for instance, a ring ive been wearing since i was sixteen fell right off my finger! for a second i thought it fell stright thru the elevator shaft, but luckily it didnt. so yea, twenty-one pounds down and counting!

and the winner for most tangents in one post goes to… *drumroll*…elle! yay! — im allowed to be lame sometimes. dont judge me, lol. cause jesus may love you, but i think youre a cunt. ;D just kidding. calm down and dont get your panties in a bunch. if it offends you.. im pretty sure thats the point. ;D no hard feelings. we can still play kissyface on the weekends. lmfao

moving on.. and i apologize and congratulate you at the same time for making it this far thru my ramblings ;p yea..  so the treats! i picked out some candy, of course having to make sure i got reesees peeeeceees. ;p and i thought about sending him another box of froot loops, but i decided against it. for the hell of it tho, i thought i would see if they had individual servings of cereals. to be honest, i didnt think they did! i was wrong, tho. i totally found single serving froot loops! ;D you may not get how excited i was to find these, but i know he does haha. my chair has a power seat on it and i raised it to to grab the only one i saw. just because i could, i double checked every shelf and lo and behold! i found another.now he can make a telephone and be the coolest kid on the block!

the pens are because.. well because i know theyll be put to use, lol. the back and body is for exactly what it says. if you havent used it for aches and pains before. do yourself a favor and buy some next time youre out. they work wonderfully! they always work for me so im hoping they work for him when his back starts to hurt. i might swipe one before i send it, but dont tell him that =x lol. oh! i also finally bought myself some sharpie pens and i fucking love them! best purchase ever!

my dorkiness comes into play with the pumpkin bucket, lol. since it is halloween.. and in all honesty i do love to get into the creative side of gift giving. some silly little martha stewart-esque quailty about it, just not as elaborate. so i searched the shop high and low and all thru their halloween stuff until i came across that little guy. i think its cute and its silly enough to get a giggle out of him. plus, then he can use it for change. see its useful and cute! even if it sits in a drawer, still practical, so ;p

i havent sent the package yet. the weather hasnt been in my favor today and yesterday my ma had other plans. so i have to wait until monday or tuesday most likely. either way, it should get there before or on halloween which works. hell, even if it doesnt. im sure it wont be the end of the world, lol. and yes, i posted a pic of his treats and yes he reads my posts.. thats because he already knows what hes getting cause we are rubbish at keeping surprises from each other. however, i am making a few adjustments to it that will be a surprise. :) just cause itll be silly, hehe.

so to sum it up… laughing is awesome. edible treats will be on their way to him soon. things are going good with me despite a couple bad days this past week or so. i like sending care packages and need to look into starting a business. oh and, tho i didnt mention it before, i need to work on our shop page more, the link is in the side bar :) its coming along well, i just need to add more products and post a bit more. were getting there tho! anyway, that was quite the ramble, lol. it happens. ;)

*\o/ = yay arms

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

]]> http://www.ellejay.com/2009/10/no-tricks-just-treats/feed/ 0 http://www.ellejay.com/2009/09/so-sleeeeepy/ http://www.ellejay.com/2009/09/so-sleeeeepy/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:02:36 +0000 elle http://ellejayxoh.wordpress.com/?p=610 i dont know what my deal is lately, but as soon as night hits.. all i wanna do is pass the fuck out. i didnt really do anything of interest today. however, i did start watching the lord of the rings this morning at 7am.. and they showed all 3 of them.. so i basically watched it from 7am to 7pm. all the while harassing people in secondlife with a couple of friends. a very unproductive day, but still entertaining. hopefully he will get his froot loops tomorrow and then he can take a picture of himself eating the worlds most expensive bowl of cereal. yea, were dorks like that. you only wish you could be as cool as us. i need sleep. more to come tomorrow, yay! ;p

i fucking hate the mall with a passion. the only thing thats changed in all the years that mall has been open is a new floor plan. not even that tho, just tacking more shops on and filling voids of places that have left a long time ago. it seems the more shops they put in the more douche bags there are, especially since the addition of pac sun, a&f and other shops that i honestly cant remember the names of. you know the type that shops there tho, the fake ‘n bake, spiky hair, big chain wearing, dc hat tipped to the side, never leaves home with out his sunglasses douche bag.. and of course they have their little princess of a girlfriend in tow.. along with her fake ‘n bake tan and a purse so big she could probably fit into it herself.and god forbid you pass them and they have to move over to let you thru.. even tho the way they are walking takes up the whole aisle all the way across. the looks are just priceless.. its the whole “you have to be kidding me look”.. like ive asked them to do something so fucking difficult.

anyway! so the reason i was at the mall was cause my ma wanted to get a family plan for all our phones. we stood in line for 2 hours, plus some. there was only two people working behind the counter and about seven people in line. that isnt including the two people who were already being taken care of. one of which was definitely speaking polish and the guy behind the counter and her were very animated thru out their conversation. the other person was finally done and we moved up a spot and stood there for an ungodly amount of time. in the first hour we were there two customers were taken care of by one guy while the other still yammered away. then the lady infront of us goes.. twenty more minutes and we havent moved and the other guy is STILL with the same lady. every time i thought “oh hes almost done now cause hes printing the paper work”.. he would print more!

so after an hour and a half it was our turn. the guy that only had the only client was going to be helping us. he was asking the manager for a break when we took out spot at the counter. thankfully the manager said no. im pretty sure my ma would have caused a scene at that point. so after forty-five more minutes of us being there while we switch the plans and make all the necessary adjustments.. im thinking its time to go. i was wrong. now the guy wants to show my ma every point of the phone. i could do this at home. she could read the manual. he doesnt need to go over the fine details of where the settings key is or how to check contacts.. but he does anyway and my ma lets him.

i was so annoyed at this point all i wanted to do was leave. in the process of this guy helping my ma a guy got in line behind us. a good looking guy, i might add. we made eye contact and he made a comment about the borat sticker on the back of my chair. i was bored and feeling a bit confident, so i struck up a conversation with him. i mean, he started with the sticker, but i continued it. its not something i do.. ever. but he had a gorgeous smile and beautiful blue eyes.. so ir gave me  a reason to at least keep looking at him, lol. we chatted for about fifteen minutes and he kept smiling every time we made eye contact.. i have to admit, it felt good. if i was more confident i might have asked for a phone number.. baby steps tho, lol.

after the at&t shop we went over to torrid to look at a dress i wanted to get for a wedding im going to in october. they didnt have it anymore, so im kinda bummed. target followed that cause my ma wanted to get some groceries there since she had coupons. i took the opportunity to pick up a family size box of froot loops for him that ill be sending out on thursday. seriously, this box is HUGE. i sent him a picture of the two sizes while i was there and.. lets just say his response made me giggle. hes definitely a funny one.. amongst other things. ;p im sad that the prize on the side of the box isnt in the box tho, you have to mail it in. itd be right up his alley, geeky and useful.. a star trek flash drive. the offter is good until like.. june of 2010 tho, so maybe if i get seven more boxes out to him he can send in the tokens to get it, lmao.

alright, im off to bed yet again.. no idea what im doing when i wake up aside from IMing him.. the rest of the day is a play it by ear kind of day. tho, im sure ill be working on something for the website or blog and maybe crocheting, who knows?! ;D